THE HOUSE OF MISFORTUNE

The wicked tale of the House of Misfotune began with an old doll house discovered in a garbage pile on a tree lined street. The doll house radiated a dark energy. From floor to ceiling The House of Misfortune was brilliantly furnished. Ironically, the apartment where The House of Misfortune was built had barely any furniture at all.

Anyway, The House of Misfortune contained rare toys, Italian lira, clandestine photo clippings, matchbox cars and native American pottery, all woven together by the ill-fated life force found in each room. There was no escape.

The piece was purchased at the "Crybaby Apocalypse Show" in 2005 by Mr.Matthew Williams, a Space Lord of great noteriety currently stationed in North Florida. After less than six months of display, Mr. Williams, in a fit of blessed rage, destroyed the House of Misfortune by smashing it to smithereens.

"It had to be done," he said.